supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via darumador)


thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

(via aimforthestars)


stylesxhealy:

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

(via darumador)


Bullshit. The point of using someone’s preferred pronouns is to demonstrate that you respect their identity and want them to feel safe around you. If you think grammatical correctness is more important than making other people feel accepted and safe, then you are an asshole.

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

(via aimforthestars)


phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

(via aimforthestars)


WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THIS IS SO FUCKED UP I L OVE IT
sharing sad headcanons with friends (via sometimenever)

Also: sharing story ideas.

(via stylinsinz)

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sour-plum:

Hi guys! I’m usually a lurker here on Tumblr. I seldom talk to people I follow (unless I feel they are being attacked for reasons that I really cannot fathom like anons calm your milk vaults) but I reblog and like most of their posts hoping they’d get the message that I think they are awesome. Long story short, I don’t do this kind of thing.

I don’t post anything personal (not that much) so this is something new. Recently, I joined a painting contest. The pictures above is my entry. Now if you personally know me, you know I cannot paint even if my life depended on it. But I wanted to try. I wanted to better myself. I wanted to know where I stand with art. And for the first time in my life, I wanted my efforts to be rewarded. I don’t wish to win the major awards. No. I just want to win that one side award where I know I can stand a chance if only I am willing to fight for it. And I am doing that now. So I hope you could help me by clicking this link and liking my entry: https://m.facebook.com/539784282754783/photos/a.760073400725869.1073741835.539784282754783/760077660725443/?type=1&fref=nf

Sharing and reblogging this would also help.

If you have gotten this far, I am humbled by your kindness. Thank you. Thank you very much for reading. Thank you very much for caring. Just thank you. I cannot thank you enough.

Also voting ends at 15 Oct. /(○□○)/

(via sour-plum)


the-fisher-queen:

ghostruto:

if you are under 18:

  • your nudes are child pornography 
  • people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
  • you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 
  • don’t take nudes

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

(via aimforthestars)


delicatemotion:

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t

(via aimforthestars)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you guys are all so hypocritical making fun of christopher columbus. as if you haven’t gone to the grocery store for some spices, gotten lost, and ended up murdering millions of people

(via lalalevia)


marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

(via lalalevia)


oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

(via sekiactually)


charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(via aimforthestars)


androgynistic:

if it’s inaccessible to poor people it’s not radical 

(via 323watts)