thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you can’t handle the word vagina, then you shouldn’t have your penis in one’

I wonder if my health teacher knows that she’s tumblr famous 

birdarangs:

I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs

bigtimejessemacbelieber:

so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head 
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

bowtiebrigader:

sounds-of-colours:

everything is fun and games until you erase pandas’ black mark on their eyes

SWEET MOSES