February 2012
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
sofuckingchuffed:
ohreallo:
...
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
1612th:
throwing paint on grass and actually watching paint dry and grass grow at the same time would still be more interesting than going to school tomorrow
pfefferi:
accepting boyfriend donations
pregnat:
is embarrassing yourself considered a talent
ladyyatexel:
My Immortal, originally by...
ranchdressingroom:
When I think about books I touch my shelf.
bloodyhellgranger asked: HELLO.
bloodyhellgranger:
cloudcatharsis:
HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR AWESOMENESS DOING HERE?
YOU’RE THE AWESOME ONE. I MISS YOU.
NO. DON’T BE HUMBLE. YOUR AWESOME DISAGREES. I MISS YOU TOO.
I could make my tumblr full of text posts about my life. But then it will be boring.
cavum:
does crying burn calories
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
bloodyhellgranger asked: HELLO.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
everyone: are you okay everyone: you look tired everyone: you look upset everyone: you look confused everyone: are you mad at me everyone: what are you mad at me: IT’S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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Why do anarchists only write with lowercase...
wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:
anticapitalist:
because they’re against capitalism.
I treasure this post dearly.
kid in school: i hate languages. when am i ever going to use spanish?
me: you never know when you'll end up in mexico and you need to find the closest airport.
kid in school:
1 tag
carsonphillip-s:
i-want-moriarty:
...
3 tags
Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
2 tags
heyfunniest:
PRESS PLAY
Having a Bad day?...
Me: Hmm, find the airport. This should be fun.
MapCrunch: Oh yeah, totally.
Me:
MapCrunch:
Me:
MapCrunch:
Me:
MapCrunch:
Me:
MapCrunch: LOL JK, ENJOY BEING DROPPED OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING COW FIELD WITH ONLY ONE ROAD SPANNING FOR MILES IN EITHER DIRECTION, AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN SIGN FOR MILES. HOPE YOU CAN READ BULGARIAN, BITCH!
Empathy Test →
justaway-sama:
chinien:
castiel-needs-a-hug:
battlingmonsters:
9091:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum
Your score: 21
I’m… gonna go.
i got 16. i am so very surprised.
61. good enough for...
jedidoctor:
I ship harder than the East India Trading Company.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
rabi-usagi:
nintendonut1:
whatsuppal:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
miss piggy ily
did anyone see her on Project Runway All Stars?
she was goddamn hysterical good lord
I love...